GLUM

Wrestler's Name - GLUM

Height - Taller than a Stepladder (6’3”)

Weight - 2 and a Half Barrels of Whiskey (230 lbs.)

Entrance Theme - "Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows

Custom Ring Entrance - “Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits as the intro plays out. When the beat picks up GLUM shuffles out from the back with a large patched up bag over his shoulder, a flask, and a unicycle. He takes a chug from the flask and puts it in his breast pocket before adjusting his pork pie hat and laying down the unicycle. He adjusts himself before hopping onto the unicycle and riding down to the ring.

Once at ringside he falls off the unicycle, but does a roll onto his rear end. He begins to cry softly as he picks his bag up and places it in the corner. He then rolls under the bottom rope and stumbles to his feet before walking to the ropes and wipes the tears from his eyes. He blows a snot rocket before shuffling to the corner and plopping down to a seated position.

Gender - Male

Hometown - The World Famous Clown Motel

Why are you qualified to unite the TRIAD? (this will go on your profile that will be posted on our website) - I don’t even know how I got here to be honest. Last thing I remember was doing shots with Margaret the Bearded Lady. Now I’m here, tied to a bed butt ass naked with a light in my face being questioned. TRIAD? Bravery? Wit? Strength? I mean, I was brave enough to get drunk with Margie. Brave enough to swallow swords with a bad gag reflex. Brave enough to walk the tightrope even though I’m terrified of heights! And you wanna’ talk about wit… Oh boy. Can you do long division while loaded? Can you get in that ring, juggle, spit fire, and kick someone’s teeth down their throat all while on a unicycle? Didn’t think so. What was the other one? Oh yeah… STRENGTH! I lift bottle after bottle of that sweet sweet whisky everyday and never get tired! I can lift you up and guess your weight any time. I’ve swung by rusty meat hooks through my back, carried Margie after she passed out up the stairs to bed, and I even wrestled a bear once! Or was that a really hairy fat guy? Anyways, I’m stronger, braver, and smarter than anyone who can fight for this TRIAD to be United. The question is, how the hell do I get out of here?





Wrestling Style/Resemblance - Drunken Clown Style (He calls it this. It’s sort of a combination of strong strikes mixed with comedic showmanship and of course some deathmatch bullshit. He stumbles around looking very much drunk, but still manages to put moves together and win a match.)

Trademark Maneuver(s) - + Clowncave (Leaping double stomp to the head of a standing opponent.)
+ Rockabye Baby (Cradle DDT)
+ Booger Sugar (Glum sprays the opponent with the flower, a white powder shoots them in the opponent's face, blinding them and leaving them open for a palm strike to the nose.)
+ Pop the Magic Dragon (A running balloon pop to the head. He bites it on impact. Balloons filled with confetti, glitter, or thumbtacks.) *Can end a match.
+ General Clown Antics (He carries a bag to the ring filled with clown gags. Be creative and find something funny!)

Set up to Finisher - A Shot from his Flask most of the time. But any move can set up the next.

Finisher - + Size 22’s (Curb Stomp) *Main Strike Finisher
+ Marionette Dance (Full Nelson Into a Reverse STO with Theatrics) *Alternate Finisher
+ Super Size 22’s (Leg Lock Curb Stomp) *Super Strike Finisher
+ Nose Job (GLUM pulls out a foam clown nose dosed in chloroform and locks in a nose claw.) *Cheating/Hardcore/Special Finisher

Alignment - Tweener leaning heel. He honestly just fights anyone, but he’s a dick.





Twitter Handle - @ CrackAFrown

Character Font Color - #33b908

Pic Base (Who does your wrestler look like) -  Cokie the Clown

URL to Former Fed or Wrestler Website - docs.google.com/document/d/1NvHL-rXI_YcjudisnaJXhi3fvGYUe1Vd5snNwrWTHXo/edit

Sample Roleplay - docs.google.com/document/d/1_Fi36ZQsxBtWwIFcOp7br3YGb--PkKWHdP90Ro6ih8U/edit