Post by chet on Sept 8, 2023 21:46:01 GMT -5
The scene opens on a marina, with a large cityscape behind, and the camera panning to CHET behind the steering wheel, of a small, stationary boat, tied to the dock.
CHET: NOW… WHICH OF THESE LEVERS MAKES THIS FUCKING THING GO?!?
Chet fumbles with a few of the buttons and pulls a lever before footsteps are heard, sprinting towards the boat.
Voice [Off Screen]: あなた！ そこに止まってください
Chet: WHAT!? WHO THE FUCK ARE— OH GREAT… THE FUCKING COPS ARE HERE.
her tone turns slightly sarcastic
YES OFFICER. HELLO HOW MAY I HELP YOU.
A police officer comes into frame and begins to interrogate CHET
Officer; マリーナの所有者は、性別不明の大男が施設に侵入し、ボートをいじっていると述べた。 ここで何をしているの？
Chet: NO OFFICER. I HAVENT BEEN DRINKING TODAY. I DONT EVEN HAVE THE KEYS TO THIS BOAT.
HEY… DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HOTWIRE A BOAT?
The officer looks at Chet with a confused stare, as he is maybe 5’4 125 soaking wet, and cannot speak an English word to save His life.
Officer: すみません…お嬢さん…これは…あなたのボートですか？ 何か手伝いましょうか？
CHET: OF COURSE I NEED FUCKING HELP! PUSH THIS BUTTON AFTER I GET THESE WIRES FIXED!
Chet points to the ignition button next to the small boats steering wheel, before she fumbles with the small motor of the boat, cutting, and twisting wires for a second
CHET: OK NOW!
The officer pushes the button and the motor fires right up! The officer still looks confused as Chet reaches in for a hug from the officer, squeezing him tightly.
Officer: すみません これはプロトコルではありません、そして正直に言うと、あなたは少し締めすぎています
Chet smirks at the camera operator as they make their way on board, before Chet gives the police officer a Belly to Belly suplex overboard and takes control of the steering wheel, and throttles away from the dock, snapping the rope it was tied with
CHET: YEAH BABY! TRIAD! HERE WE FUCKING COME!
The camera operator asks “What the fuck Chet! You just committed assault!”
CHET: OH HE’LL BE FINE! AS LONG AS HE CAN SWIM!
CHET: NOW… WHICH OF THESE LEVERS MAKES THIS FUCKING THING GO?!?
Chet fumbles with a few of the buttons and pulls a lever before footsteps are heard, sprinting towards the boat.
Voice [Off Screen]: あなた！ そこに止まってください
Chet: WHAT!? WHO THE FUCK ARE— OH GREAT… THE FUCKING COPS ARE HERE.
her tone turns slightly sarcastic
YES OFFICER. HELLO HOW MAY I HELP YOU.
A police officer comes into frame and begins to interrogate CHET
Officer; マリーナの所有者は、性別不明の大男が施設に侵入し、ボートをいじっていると述べた。 ここで何をしているの？
Chet: NO OFFICER. I HAVENT BEEN DRINKING TODAY. I DONT EVEN HAVE THE KEYS TO THIS BOAT.
HEY… DO YOU KNOW HOW TO HOTWIRE A BOAT?
The officer looks at Chet with a confused stare, as he is maybe 5’4 125 soaking wet, and cannot speak an English word to save His life.
Officer: すみません…お嬢さん…これは…あなたのボートですか？ 何か手伝いましょうか？
CHET: OF COURSE I NEED FUCKING HELP! PUSH THIS BUTTON AFTER I GET THESE WIRES FIXED!
Chet points to the ignition button next to the small boats steering wheel, before she fumbles with the small motor of the boat, cutting, and twisting wires for a second
CHET: OK NOW!
The officer pushes the button and the motor fires right up! The officer still looks confused as Chet reaches in for a hug from the officer, squeezing him tightly.
Officer: すみません これはプロトコルではありません、そして正直に言うと、あなたは少し締めすぎています
Chet smirks at the camera operator as they make their way on board, before Chet gives the police officer a Belly to Belly suplex overboard and takes control of the steering wheel, and throttles away from the dock, snapping the rope it was tied with
CHET: YEAH BABY! TRIAD! HERE WE FUCKING COME!
The camera operator asks “What the fuck Chet! You just committed assault!”
CHET: OH HE’LL BE FINE! AS LONG AS HE CAN SWIM!