Post by The Leo on Sept 28, 2023 10:47:36 GMT -5
I’ll be glad when Marcus gets back. Not only did I keep his petunias in tremendous condition but I’ve done some serious grinding in trying to find out the top five wrestlers he should draft for the Strength Trials in Angkor Wat.
AND WHO COULD THOSE BE, LEO
I’m so glad you asked, narrator person. I’m going to start with…
THE AVENGER
Look, we all know Triumvirate is a problem. And like all problems they need to be solved. They are evil people who single handily keep tattoo parlors in business. They wear more adornments, accessories, accoutrements than an entire mall of mannequins. They are evil people that need to be stopped. So, who better to stop evil than THE AVENGER? He’s exactly who Marcus needs to end Triumvirate and bring the TRIAD home.
ALIAS
Think about it. I mean, really THINK about it. Five letters in ALIAS. Five letter ins TRIAD. This is the man we’ve been looking for, Marcus. If there’s anybody out there who Triumvirate fears...it’s got to be ALIAS.
DIONYSUS
Listen, wine is great. And I have a feeling this man is a purveyor of wine and the occasional good time. So, let’s say we draft him and then he sneaks into Triumvirate’s locker room before each match and slips them some wine. Then they’ll be drunk whenever they go to the ring and they’ll lose every match. It’s about working smarter you guys, not harder.
MARK CROSS
He’s not called the dragon for nothing. They say you gotta fight fire with fire...although I’m not sure how practical that would be in real life. But it’s a saying. So you’ve got one dragon leading Triumvirate...draft yourself another dragon to take him down. It’s a tale as old as time...or medieval times, anyway. It’s a lock.
SAHARA
I know she hasn’t enlisted but I’m still holding out hope. ENLIST, MY CHAMP
AND WHO COULD THOSE BE, LEO
I’m so glad you asked, narrator person. I’m going to start with…
THE AVENGER
Look, we all know Triumvirate is a problem. And like all problems they need to be solved. They are evil people who single handily keep tattoo parlors in business. They wear more adornments, accessories, accoutrements than an entire mall of mannequins. They are evil people that need to be stopped. So, who better to stop evil than THE AVENGER? He’s exactly who Marcus needs to end Triumvirate and bring the TRIAD home.
ALIAS
Think about it. I mean, really THINK about it. Five letters in ALIAS. Five letter ins TRIAD. This is the man we’ve been looking for, Marcus. If there’s anybody out there who Triumvirate fears...it’s got to be ALIAS.
DIONYSUS
Listen, wine is great. And I have a feeling this man is a purveyor of wine and the occasional good time. So, let’s say we draft him and then he sneaks into Triumvirate’s locker room before each match and slips them some wine. Then they’ll be drunk whenever they go to the ring and they’ll lose every match. It’s about working smarter you guys, not harder.
MARK CROSS
He’s not called the dragon for nothing. They say you gotta fight fire with fire...although I’m not sure how practical that would be in real life. But it’s a saying. So you’ve got one dragon leading Triumvirate...draft yourself another dragon to take him down. It’s a tale as old as time...or medieval times, anyway. It’s a lock.
SAHARA
I know she hasn’t enlisted but I’m still holding out hope. ENLIST, MY CHAMP