Post by Cheasy M on Sept 29, 2023 10:25:08 GMT -5
Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Cheasy M here, hopping over from OCW to give you the low down on all the gooses and gossips that'll make you flop(ips). That's right, I'm the groomer with all the rumo(u)rs. You know, because my hair and mustache games are always on point... not that other kind of grooming. Unless you're into that sort of thing. WINK!
Now, onto the rumors:
1. Vhodka Black is a man. Or has a man. The information was sent to me in Mandarin and I had to use my handy dandy Google translate which doesn't always get things right. What this means is anyone's guess, but it could explain how she was able to perform such an impressive balancing act out over the water in the Bermuda Triangle for the Bravery Trials finale. More to come as this story develops.
2. Roo isn't really a kangaroo. That's right. In an incredibly impressive piece of investigative journalism, I have uncovered the t(roo)th about our resident marsupial and TRIAD hopeful. As it turns out, according to Australian law, if there is such a thing, one can only be considered a kangaroo if at least 28% of their time is spent in the Outback. Roo, now living in the United States, had his kangaroo license revoked after they discovered he only spent 28% of his time at an Outback Steakhouse, which apparently is NOT a recognized foreign embassy. Who knew?
3. Dadbod wears a 'fat Thor' suit and really has a 6-pack. It's true! The man who's made a career of being out of shape is indeed cut. A fan recently spotted him inside his local Applebees confirms that he was eating a salad and not the all-you-can-eat boneless wings he bragged about on Facebook. This info, plus a photo that has been passed around the Internet of him doing situps all but confirms the news.
That's it for now. Stay tuned, as more rumors are sure to surface as soon as my creative juices come up with them.
And speaking of creative juices, mine are primed and ready for all you ladies out there. Come see Cheasy for a little squeezy!
Now, onto the rumors:
1. Vhodka Black is a man. Or has a man. The information was sent to me in Mandarin and I had to use my handy dandy Google translate which doesn't always get things right. What this means is anyone's guess, but it could explain how she was able to perform such an impressive balancing act out over the water in the Bermuda Triangle for the Bravery Trials finale. More to come as this story develops.
2. Roo isn't really a kangaroo. That's right. In an incredibly impressive piece of investigative journalism, I have uncovered the t(roo)th about our resident marsupial and TRIAD hopeful. As it turns out, according to Australian law, if there is such a thing, one can only be considered a kangaroo if at least 28% of their time is spent in the Outback. Roo, now living in the United States, had his kangaroo license revoked after they discovered he only spent 28% of his time at an Outback Steakhouse, which apparently is NOT a recognized foreign embassy. Who knew?
3. Dadbod wears a 'fat Thor' suit and really has a 6-pack. It's true! The man who's made a career of being out of shape is indeed cut. A fan recently spotted him inside his local Applebees confirms that he was eating a salad and not the all-you-can-eat boneless wings he bragged about on Facebook. This info, plus a photo that has been passed around the Internet of him doing situps all but confirms the news.
That's it for now. Stay tuned, as more rumors are sure to surface as soon as my creative juices come up with them.
And speaking of creative juices, mine are primed and ready for all you ladies out there. Come see Cheasy for a little squeezy!