Post by bobbybourbon on Oct 14, 2023 8:12:04 GMT -5
Brothers and Sisters, listen unto me and hear the words spoken in the name of the Bastardly Father.
One, thou shalt not fuck with a bastard.
Two, thou shalt not beat a bastard.
Three, the pinfall has been counted in the name of the Bastardly Father, and give praise unto he, for he is the way of desecration and strife for those who dare oppose you.
I come this day to give you hell.
Not the judeo-christian interpretations of it, not a mere Spartan Hades nor Viking Hel, no.
Bobby holds a finger up and wags left and right, his hypnotizing gaze glaring into a camera lens just for you.
I come today as a humble harbinger and self-righteous inquisition in the name of he who shelters none and smites with swiftness and acuity.
For some of y'all, your destruction is at hand.
My hand.
The thing y'all need only ask, today, before the scald of fire and decimation of brimstone can swing down upon thine heads, the reckoning deserved and earned for existence itself, is one simple question.
Do not offer prayers, there is no fealty, there is no hope.
But question your faith.
As dictated by this adorable as fuck meme, as is the will of the Bastardly Father to like a cute meme.
Bobby holds up his phone as a preacher wields the King James version, facing the camera. We see a cute meme, expressing how wonderful it is to receive a compliment on a bad day.
I shalt not make you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside!
You will break.
The question on all of your minds, as it readily should be...
Is that Bastard the last harbinger come in the name of the Bastardly Father?
Bobby smiles, slowly shaking his head 'no'.