Ya know, as artists and, yes, we’re all artists here, we have a tendency to beat ourselves up more than we should. ONCE is more than it should ever happen, if we’re being honest. But it does. I just want you all to know that when I look around this place I see 16 extremely gifted, unique, charming, and wonderful handlers that, whether the results reflect it or not, are winning in every way that matters.
Don’t ever think your work goes unnoticed. Don’t ever think it isn’t appreciated. Because it is.
This time of year can be rough on some. So, I just ask you all to not be so hard on yourselves. You’re all amazing in your own way.
I hope you all have a tremendous holiday season in whatever form or fashion that manifests.
~pulls out checklist~
Ahite...let’s see…
You’re all awesome Great work this week Radio next Wednesday
I think there’s just one thing to say.
Do leave a review In the form of a Haiku. Please and thank-ah you.
Stay warm. Stay safe. And be good to each other. Most importantly, be kind to PIC. Without him there’d be no TRIAD. He’s the man.
- Your co-fedhead and biggest fan, Welsh
How would you rate Night 8 on a scale of 1-100? What was the best match? What was the best spot? What was the best segment? What was the best line(s) of commentary? Best moment of the show? Most shocking moment of the show? Suggestions? Anything else you'd like to add:
How would you rate Night 8 on a scale of 1-100? 90 + Pi
What was the best match? The opener, NARROWLY over the second match. The 1v1 at the end was very fun.
What was the best spot? Other than Nickleman getting run over? Stratford's revenge. Good storytelling moment, and a fun way to have someone eliminated. Also, Cat's huge Cata-Rana on Dio
What was the best segment? CYPH3R calling out PIC! But also ALIAS and Wolf.
What was the best line(s) of commentary?
MoMo: The Atomic Drop that ruined her prom dress on Night 7 after Catalina stripped her of her TRIAD spanx!
Welsh: That is one stupid fucking sentence, my man.
MoMo: Close! Dadbod trying to get in and out of there as quick as possible!
Welsh: Just like that one time of year on their anniversary when Trina puts out.
MoMo: And here comes Bacchus! He might need some rhinoplasty when this is done.
Welsh: RHYNO is joining TRIAD?
MoMo: That’s not what I said...rhinoplasty...plastic surgery!
Welsh: I had no idea Bacchus was looking to enhance his breasts.
My first TRIAD show reading. Looking forward to it. (its really just me taking notes as i read the episode. Very random schhhhtuff below)
Triad lookalikes at the local Walmart? Schweeet
Nickleman run over? Whoops
Who is driving a old school disgusting looking car. Well, PIC of course.
Shoppers around Christmas season... or in this case, TRIAD season... can be MADNESS!
Triad will find a way
MOMO on commentary!!! Whaaaaa?!?!?
No clinching.
PARKER making his debut, TONIGHT!
Greatest upset in ALLLLLL of prowrestling? I dunno, ALICE KNIGHT won a world title. That upset some.
Lotsof expedition/recap if what is happening from MoMo and Welsh! Very helpful!
Cool video. Very epic-y.
Lol Dadbad got some TP on his boot and a sammich
Love the posititve attitude from Dadbob... no one cares.
Dionysus and Alias getting into it. Trouble in the TEAM PIC lockeroom.
Dadbod get's no respect. TEAM PIC! WOO!
Park and Knox gonna brawl again!?!?
Green as leprechaun shit.... as a pizza topping?
Parker knows what he is getting himself into!
Knox laying down law. " Carry your own goddamn pail of water or you’ll drown in somebody else’s." - Fair advice.
Team Welsh don't needssss no pep talkssss. No Leo on TV!?!? Sad days...
Belvedere IN THE PIT!!!!!!!!!
Gloria Estefan as The Big Ticket theme song? Lol NICE! LOve it.
Welsh: What? No fat ass? No husband wearing women’s lingerie? No crown? - I REAAAALLLLY need to look at old episodes of TRIAD
Dickie getting a HUGE pop!
Tom Waits entrance music? DeeeePRESSSSSSSing schtuff.
*not skimming through match results. not skimming*
HARVY MARX elminated by VHODKA!!
Vhodka with TWOOOO eliminations!?!? Like a BOSS!
VHODKA CLEAN SWEEEEEEEP!
Welsh wants to find Vhodkas TRIAD!
Vhodka is the Michael Jordan of THE TRIAD! She needs her own sneaker.
amalgamation of emption. Imagine ME trying to spell the word amalgamation? GOOD LUCK!
ALIAS smoking a doob or cig in Wolfs dressing room. Uh oh.
Wolf would shoot Alias.
Alias getting the cancer while Wolf picks Vhodka to shoot.
Alias scheming.
No idea whats a METAL version 'KENS' theme is. Will youtube that later. Is it like Barbie's KEN? So many questions...
“DAD-BOD! DAD-BOD! DAD-BOD!” - Crowd behind the Da'Bod!
EMPIRE KICK from The Wolf! SEB IS ELIMINATED!?!
Dadbod then rises up and gets her back onto his shoulders!! He tosses her around and UPHILL BOTH WAYS!!! The fans go wild!!!! He turns Wolf over and makes the cover...Tony slides in
DADBOD WINSSSSSSSS! *also just realizing Tony The Spider is the f'n REFEREE!!! (as you can tell I read EVERY wrestling spot so far. Srry Will)
BARF from Spaceballs comes out? Nope. It's PIC theme too!
CYPH3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cameo alert.
Cyph3r picking on the Nickleman?
He is a Vhodka Black Fan Boy!
Cyph3r Picking on PIC now!
Everyone wanted that OCW Title dream. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE, CYPH'!! OCW 2024...?
PIC! PIC! PIC! CHANTS!
Best friends sleeping with girlfriends. I need more indepth history boys!
TAMAKO ITO! Fans no likey her.
TEAM WELSH MATERIAL?? *takes notes*
Pic won OCW Stat of the Year? *Send in the WATTS!*
NO MUSIC!!
Strat throws ALIAS on Sahara and...
Sahara DUKE eliminated
Welsh is gonna cry. HIS CHAMP!
MoMo: He couldn’t get enough leverage with one arm.
Welsh: It wasn’t me...IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN
MoMo: Excuse me?
Welsh: Kinda always wanted to say that.
MoMo: Maintain your professionalism, please!
<< LOL Great lil commentary moment.
Anthoney Marcini is elminated by one of those devastating ZERO SUMS!
HEAD BUTT AND A HAND FULL OF TIGHTS TO ELIMINATE STRAT!!?!?!??! ALIAS WINS!
MoMo: It is now official...Vhodka will represent Triumvirate in the Strength Finals.
Welsh: Ugh...kinda wish Strat would’ve won now.
<<< The on going 'will they won't they' between Welsh/Vhodka. They will plow eventually me thinks.
Cat getting a FEEL of the arena(?)
Cat is the self proclaimed TEAM LEADER!
Cortez and her bum leg. She is stitching herself back together.
YOU means YOU? I'm ME. You're YOU!
BIG ADAMS CHANTS!
Adam pacing keep an eye on Bacchus.
WE GOT 'CAT!" CHANTS, YO!
FANS ROAR AS ADAMS BEGINS HIS COUNT!
OOOH NO! BACCHUS ELMINATES ADAMS!!
Diol hits the GRAPEVINE() and eliminats Bacchus.
CAT WINS!!!!!!
11 Points for Cat!
Cat vs Vhodka vs Alias vs Marcini!!! TAKE! MY! MONEY!
THJE GROUND IS SHAKING!
Welsh don't feel. Hasn't felt anything for awhile
EARTHQUAKE!
W(HooooT)hoooo in the BLUE F%$K is DALE? I need to read the past results.
Dale is gonna be rich and meet Sahara (maybe)
BIGHT LIGHT! DALE CAN'T SEEEEE!
Ok... Dale is dead? lmao. Ok...
RIP Dale... I guess. I hardly kneww yeeeee.
GOOD SHOW GUYS! VERY FUN READ! GOOD LUCK ON NEW YEARS EVE! #HOOT!
Post by supersmashcat on Dec 19, 2023 23:07:01 GMT -5
Last feedback before I start packing for Christmas and maybe doing some laundry or just going to sleep, I am so tired.
How would you rate Night 8 on a scale of 1-100?
I'm saying 99 because I assume the finale will be 100, maybe 101, I'll do that annoying ass shit where I say a number that's not on the scale. But anyway with this being the penultimate episode to setup the end of the season, there was plenty of drama with the matches themselves and how the scores shook out, with another wicked gimmick match at the top anchored by the elimination tag matches where you might end up fighting your own partner in the end, so drama potential abounds.
What was the best match?
I'm gonna say the main event this week just because of the gimmick, I love the inner circle/outer circle setup, the action definitely happening inside the circle between the two legal teammates, while the two on the outside can either fight or chill. The only downside is I was also in Action Wrestling and am not competing with my Action Wrestling character here, so this could've been an AW swan song 4-way before everyone clanks their pee glasses together and looks to the future. The three-way dueling chant for Adams, Bacchus and Dio was nice and a capstone to that chapter of the rasslin' careers and the connection you make with people when you're all involved in the same awkward situation, like it's not quite trauma-bonding, but there's gotta be a similar term. Efed-drama-bonding maybe. I'm sorry about the pee spot.
What was the best spot?
Alias beats Stratord with words and classic cheating. Great character beat with both guys, but I appreciate how even with the verbal psyche-out and the cheap shot headbutt, Alias still made sure to grab the tights, because at that point why wouldn't you? Also the skies opening up because the gods approve of Dadbod hitting Uphill Both Ways on Sarah Wolf, we are truly in Mortal Kombat territory setting-wise, with less death I guess. Also, Wiley Wallaby licorice in the ME, that shit is delicious and available at Target, try it, you'll see what I mean.
What was the best segment?
Parker/Knox, especially because Parker could easily phone-in his participation after being a late replacement for Nickelman, but dude's made his presence felt on every show since and is set to be a major part of this event through the finale and going into the Wit Trials. Also loved the Team PIC meeting, with tensions flaring and Dadbod calling for a wholesome all hands together moment that Alias and Dionysus want none of. At least Harvey is willing to participate in one of those Saved by the Bell group high fives that logistically cannot fucking work. Also very much enjoyed the trolley problem segment with Alias and Sarah, because asking someone a trolley problem question is major heel shit.
What was the best line(s) of commentary?
Welsh: BITE HER FUCKIN HAND
Sound strategic analysis, I dunno if someone has ever bitten your hand(you can test this on yourself) but it fucking hurts, if you're a younger sibling you learn to turn teeth into a weapon.
Best moment of the show?
Show featured at least two people from Alabama, I'm always happy to see representation, although for accuracy I feel Dale's last words should've been 'Roll Tide.'
Most shocking moment of the show?
The obvious answer is the death of Dale, especially considering it was via holy light like the Ark of the Covenant, hopefully on the next show nobody drinks from the wrong grail and ages at super-speed until they're a pile of dust, although I could see someone pulling a Mola Ram/Kano ripping the heart from someone's chest, really that's what this whole season has been building to.
Suggestions?
Nah, not really. Great season so far, I think the Strength Trials found their footing with the Mortal Kombat/Indiana Jones vibe and everything's been a natural extension of that ever since. I'm also grateful we have more RP time with the holidays looming.
Anything else you'd like to add:
Let's get this shit over the finish line and also survive the fucking holidays holy fuck.
How would you rate Night 8 on a scale of 1-100? 83.6969420. Good show all round, but some of the matches hit harder than others making it a little less balanced imo than Night 7, which I was a big fan of.
What was the best match? The opener. Everyone got a really strong showing and I felt it was the best tag match in terms of psychology.
What was the best spot? Strat double-crossing Sahara. Really nice, tidy throwback to Night 5
What was the best segment? I thought it was pretty cool to see CYPH3R tying in an extra storyline to the show. I'm all about segments that lead to a bigger picture.
What was the best line(s) of commentary? Welsh: C’mon, SEB! You’re better than this...you’re a rich she’s a poor...establish dominance! MoMo: In the ring we’re all equals, Marcus, you know that. Welsh: Fuck off with your communist propaganda!
Best moment of the show? Sean Parker looking like a star even though he was unsuccessful.
Most shocking moment of the show? I mentioned Strat/Sahara already, so let's go with The 'Bod pulling it off again. I'm not really surprised from an rp perspective, just the IV character aspect of it.
Suggestions? More cowbell.
Anything else you'd like to add: Sorry for being super late with this again. Life has been happening, as it so ungraciously does.
How would you rate Night 8 on a scale of 1-100? 83.6969420. Good show all round, but some of the matches hit harder than others making it a little less balanced imo than Night 7, which I was a big fan of.
What was the best match? The opener. Everyone got a really strong showing and I felt it was the best tag match in terms of psychology.
What was the best spot? Strat double-crossing Sahara. Really nice, tidy throwback to Night 5
What was the best segment? I thought it was pretty cool to see CYPH3R tying in an extra storyline to the show. I'm all about segments that lead to a bigger picture.
What was the best line(s) of commentary? Welsh: C’mon, SEB! You’re better than this...you’re a rich she’s a poor...establish dominance! MoMo: In the ring we’re all equals, Marcus, you know that. Welsh: Fuck off with your communist propaganda!
Best moment of the show? Sean Parker looking like a star even though he was unsuccessful.
Most shocking moment of the show? I mentioned Strat/Sahara already, so let's go with The 'Bod pulling it off again. I'm not really surprised from an rp perspective, just the IV character aspect of it.
Suggestions? More cowbell.
Anything else you'd like to add: Sorry for being super late with this again. Life has been happening, as it so ungraciously does.
Always appreciate the reviews, my friend. Serves as match writing fuel on a morning when I have a lot of ground to cover. Thanks so much for taking the time to do this!