Post by Leo on Jan 4, 2024 12:13:40 GMT -5
“Welcome to Pro Wrestling Nose! The only podcast with the ability to sniff out what’s really happening in pro wrestling...why? Because we NOSE! I’m joined today by the brains behind TRIAD. The man who stomached the Strength Trials, powered through, and led his team to victory. That’s right, I’m here with the leader of Team Welsh...Leo!”
“I think we’re calling it Team Leo now but that’s fine. An official press release hasn’t come out yet.”
“Oh, so you’re going to be running this thing full-time?
“Yep. I think everybody saw what I could bring to the table. The previous leader of Team Welsh was...let’s just say, kinda weak. He allowed the Triumvirate to get their own team in TRIAD nearly ruining the Trials.”
“That’s right. The bet. There was a lot of controversy over the fourth team.”
“Let’s just be honest here...now that the Trials are over. That fourth team ruined the Strength Trials. I mean, they were still better than anything going on in pro wrestling but right from the jump the former team leader betrayed the trust of everyone who was drafted, his decision messed up all the good will earned during the Bravery Trials. It was derailed all because of one man’s ego. It’s what he does best, unfortunately.”
“Which is why he was banned.”
“Yep. Banned and banished. Left the bag in my hands. But, no worries...I was the only team captain capable of standing up to Triumvirate and holding them off so that the TRIAD would remain out of their hands...for the time being.”
“And thank goodness for that. Let’s talk about Sahara Duke. She got the night started with a huge win...it really set the tone, I think.”
“Yes, she was doubting herself. I could see it in her hair. So I called in Brandon Priestly and, as he followed my lead, we returned that signature confidence to The White Widow. I don’t think she’d have won without my efforts.”
“Probably not. She was spiraling, for sure.”
“Also helped that I gave her the match stipulation...three times.”
“Haha! I bet! What about SEB? How did you manage to get him to turn it around and win?”
“I find that SEB is still relatively new to the aspect of in-ring work. So, I sat down with him and explained a few lesser-known holds and suplexes that he could add to his repertoire to surprise and get the upper hand on his three opponents. I also taught him how to swim.”
“That’s amazing. I really like how hands-on you are with your underlings.”
“You have to be. Otherwise...what is this all for, you know?”
“Tremendous. Just tremendous. Dickie Watson. What happened there?”
“I couldn’t find him. Not sure what he was going through but I do know one thing...had we got together before the match, it would’ve been a clean Team Leo sweep in Angkor Wat.”
“Of that, I have no doubt. And, finally, Catalina Cortes...slaying dragons, owning triads...and doing it all with one knee! How did you lead her to THAT performance?”
“Well, I gave her some of my bravery so that she could slay the dragon. I gave her a little bit of my wit...not too much, your boy still has to keep what the good lord gave him in abundance...but enough to handle the triad. And then I gave her strength...in the form of my knee so that she could succeed.”
“You literally gave her your kneecap so that she could win?”
“The things we do for our children. Yes, I did. A very fast, experimental surgery performed by Doogie Bowser MD. He’s the best.”
“I have to say, Leo. I’m in awe of you and I don’t get like that with most people.”
“It’s a funny thing when we meet our heroes. It's the people like us that give the people like you hope that you, too should keep chasing your dreams because...sooner or later, you’re bound to catch them.”
“…”
“Here. A tissue for your issue.”
“Thanks. I wish you were my dad.”
“There’s a fan club for that.”
“Rock on. Any closing words before we wrap this up? I could go on and on for hours but I see Mr. Poblano out there trying to wrap us up.”
“That’s what she said.”
“Hahah….oh Leo, you dirty dawg!”
“Haha”
“You SLAY!!”
“Yep"
"KING!"
"That's me"
“LMFAO!”
“I know, I know.”
“LOLOLOLOL!!!!”
“Yes, yes, I’m a funny guy.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Okay, pull yourself together.”
“Sorry.”
“But, yes, I have brunch with Syndey Sweeney. Dinner with Emmy Rossum and then a night cap with Taylor Swift. No big deal, just a little bit of this and a little bit of that.”
“Well, any closing words?”
“Wrestling fans...people of earth...citizens of mankind...fear not. Your boy Leo is in charge now and we’re going to win the Wit Trials and take this thing all the way to the top of the Great Illuminatus. And, as far as you enlisters go...I’m not saying impress me or you won’t get drafted but, I mean...it wouldn’t hurt, am I right?”
“My man!”
“Huzzah!”
“Thanks for listening, folks! This is Pro Wrestling NOSE and we wanna thank TRIAD Hero Leo for joining us...we’ll be back after this ad about how to prevent nose bleeds.”
“I think we’re calling it Team Leo now but that’s fine. An official press release hasn’t come out yet.”
“Oh, so you’re going to be running this thing full-time?
“Yep. I think everybody saw what I could bring to the table. The previous leader of Team Welsh was...let’s just say, kinda weak. He allowed the Triumvirate to get their own team in TRIAD nearly ruining the Trials.”
“That’s right. The bet. There was a lot of controversy over the fourth team.”
“Let’s just be honest here...now that the Trials are over. That fourth team ruined the Strength Trials. I mean, they were still better than anything going on in pro wrestling but right from the jump the former team leader betrayed the trust of everyone who was drafted, his decision messed up all the good will earned during the Bravery Trials. It was derailed all because of one man’s ego. It’s what he does best, unfortunately.”
“Which is why he was banned.”
“Yep. Banned and banished. Left the bag in my hands. But, no worries...I was the only team captain capable of standing up to Triumvirate and holding them off so that the TRIAD would remain out of their hands...for the time being.”
“And thank goodness for that. Let’s talk about Sahara Duke. She got the night started with a huge win...it really set the tone, I think.”
“Yes, she was doubting herself. I could see it in her hair. So I called in Brandon Priestly and, as he followed my lead, we returned that signature confidence to The White Widow. I don’t think she’d have won without my efforts.”
“Probably not. She was spiraling, for sure.”
“Also helped that I gave her the match stipulation...three times.”
“Haha! I bet! What about SEB? How did you manage to get him to turn it around and win?”
“I find that SEB is still relatively new to the aspect of in-ring work. So, I sat down with him and explained a few lesser-known holds and suplexes that he could add to his repertoire to surprise and get the upper hand on his three opponents. I also taught him how to swim.”
“That’s amazing. I really like how hands-on you are with your underlings.”
“You have to be. Otherwise...what is this all for, you know?”
“Tremendous. Just tremendous. Dickie Watson. What happened there?”
“I couldn’t find him. Not sure what he was going through but I do know one thing...had we got together before the match, it would’ve been a clean Team Leo sweep in Angkor Wat.”
“Of that, I have no doubt. And, finally, Catalina Cortes...slaying dragons, owning triads...and doing it all with one knee! How did you lead her to THAT performance?”
“Well, I gave her some of my bravery so that she could slay the dragon. I gave her a little bit of my wit...not too much, your boy still has to keep what the good lord gave him in abundance...but enough to handle the triad. And then I gave her strength...in the form of my knee so that she could succeed.”
“You literally gave her your kneecap so that she could win?”
“The things we do for our children. Yes, I did. A very fast, experimental surgery performed by Doogie Bowser MD. He’s the best.”
“I have to say, Leo. I’m in awe of you and I don’t get like that with most people.”
“It’s a funny thing when we meet our heroes. It's the people like us that give the people like you hope that you, too should keep chasing your dreams because...sooner or later, you’re bound to catch them.”
“…”
“Here. A tissue for your issue.”
“Thanks. I wish you were my dad.”
“There’s a fan club for that.”
“Rock on. Any closing words before we wrap this up? I could go on and on for hours but I see Mr. Poblano out there trying to wrap us up.”
“That’s what she said.”
“Hahah….oh Leo, you dirty dawg!”
“Haha”
“You SLAY!!”
“Yep"
"KING!"
"That's me"
“LMFAO!”
“I know, I know.”
“LOLOLOLOL!!!!”
“Yes, yes, I’m a funny guy.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“Okay, pull yourself together.”
“Sorry.”
“But, yes, I have brunch with Syndey Sweeney. Dinner with Emmy Rossum and then a night cap with Taylor Swift. No big deal, just a little bit of this and a little bit of that.”
“Well, any closing words?”
“Wrestling fans...people of earth...citizens of mankind...fear not. Your boy Leo is in charge now and we’re going to win the Wit Trials and take this thing all the way to the top of the Great Illuminatus. And, as far as you enlisters go...I’m not saying impress me or you won’t get drafted but, I mean...it wouldn’t hurt, am I right?”
“My man!”
“Huzzah!”
“Thanks for listening, folks! This is Pro Wrestling NOSE and we wanna thank TRIAD Hero Leo for joining us...we’ll be back after this ad about how to prevent nose bleeds.”