Post by MW on Jan 5, 2024 12:09:28 GMT -5
A dark and cozy night by the fireplace. The pleasureful moans of a grown man dance with the flames. “Sadeness” by Enigma is playing. The shadow of a man leaning back on a coach paints the stone-tiled floor. The sexy silhouette belonging to a woman rises from between his legs, flipping her hair back.
“God yes.”
Her body dances seductively. It’s shadow shifting in contrast with the flames. “Sadeness” continues to play. She leans in and then back out as the man’s head remains relaxed. His hands reach out, interlock, and ease behind his head.
“You have no idea how much I needed this.”
“Sadeness” continues to play. The man’s shadow shows his chest rising and lowering. The highs and lows are separated by fewer beats.
“Sadeness” continues to play as we get a shot of two spiders in the corner fornicating rhythmically to the beat.
“Sadeness” continues to play as the woman’s shadow rises and her hands dive down, gripping something. Her arms twisting and flexing.
“Sadeness” continues to play as we zoom in on a box of expired fortune cookies.
“Sadeness” continues to play as the woman’s hands rapidly pump.
“Sadeness” continues to play as the man lets out another groan of intense pleasure.
Pleasure. Sadeness.
“My lord!”
“Sadeness” continues to play as a Mickey Mouse doll nearby brings its white-gloved hand up, covering its eyes while letting out an ‘ah-huh!’ in his signature voice. Goofy does not cover his eyes.
sadeness.
Sadeness.
Sadeness!
SADENESS!!!!!
“Marcus!!!”
The man sits up and kicks the woman away. He turns the music off and throws his complete attention at the entryway and a shocked Adi Gold. She’s carrying a bag filled with toothpaste and a DVD.
“Adi, it’s not what it looks like…”
“Oh, REALLY?” she slams the door, opening a box of toothpaste. “Well then what is it, Marcus? Huh? WHAT IS IT?” She squirts the toothpaste at Marcus. The paste doesn’t fly as far as she thinks and lands on the couch next to him.
Welsh stares at the long string of white goo. His mind wanders, and his mouth speaks, “Certainly not that, unfortunately.”
“Ma’am, if you please,” the woman in the room finally addresses the situation. Adi grabs another box of toothpaste, “Ma’am!”
“You better make it fast, sexy woman,” Adi aims the tube of toothpaste at her like a gun, sideways as though she’s part of a street gang.
“I was giving him a foot massage!”
The woman points to Welsh. He’s fully clothed…aside from his bare feet, out in the open, on top of an ottoman. Adi’s eyes narrow…she's not sure.
“Adi! Put the paste down, please! She’s a working girl and it took her forever to get all that makeup on!”
Adi looks at the other woman in the room. A perfect tan. Long, silky black hair. And, yes, wonderfully applied makeup. She’s not quite GOLDgeous but, damn close. Adi lowers the paste.
“Miss Gold…I want you to know that I service both men…and women.”
The foot masseuse drops to her knees and goes back to massaging Welsh’s feet. Welsh looks up at Adi and raises both eyebrows before flashing a smile.
Adi watches.
“Sadeness” slowly starts to pick back up.
Adi drops the paste and bends over, removing one shoe and throwing it over her shoulder.
“Might as well do it Gold.”
She removes her other shoe and plops down on the couch.
“Sadeness” hits full tone as we see Mickey take his hand away from his eyes.
Adi and Welsh are both in robes. Adi’s has a gold ‘W’ on hers. Welsh with a big ass ‘A’ on his. They pay the woman her money and she leaves.
The duo fall back onto the couch and gather their breath.
Something hits Welsh, not literally. He turns, “What was that DVD you brought back?”
“Oh! I almost forgot! Today’s mission for FUN!”
Welsh leans back, staring at the ceiling, “I think my fun quota has been fulfilled.”
Adi drops to all fours and feels around the floor, “Ah! Here it is!”
She reveals a GREASE DVD.
“No. Let’s not ruin a perfect evening.”
“Hey!” Adi puts her finger over his mouth. She slowly removes it but not before rubbing the tip of his nose. “Ruin? That’s a FIVE letter word for hate. But you need to think of other FIVE letter words. One of those words: GREASE!”
Marcus counts the letters with his fingers. Adi watches confused but jumps back up and runs to the television. She opens the DVD player, blows on the disc hoping Todd The Dogg didn’t leave any chew marks on it, and plops it into the tray. She rushes back and jumps next to Marcus.
“Oh wow! This is going to be a wild ride, Marky Marcus… press play when you’re ready.”
Marcus thinks, “Maybe it’s not as bad as I remember.”
Within moments of the movie starting the actors are jumping around and singing like a bunch of people who need their ass kicked. Welsh looks on, horrified. Adi reaches into the couch cushion and finds a few loose bits of popcorn, tossing them into her mouth and leaning into Welsh, enamored with the film.
Marcus surveys the room for a gun. As he does, a door opens in the back. Welsh’s brow furrows. A large, slightly overweight figure emerges from the shadows. Poofie hair combed back. The man enters and it’s…SID BUCKLEY.
“What the…” Welsh stares up at Sid, incredulously. Sid marches right past the living room and into the kitchen.
Welsh looks down at Adi, expecting her to be equally surprised. But she finds more popcorn and eats it, smiling and laughing at the movie.
“Oh my. Young Travolta is like Top 5 studs for me. Look at his hair.”
Sid pats the top of his head, feeling his own hair as he opens up the refrigerator.
“His little butt-chin.”
Sid now turns back to Marcus and runs his fingers across his own chin, smirking.
“Not to mention his nose. Look at that nose, Marcus! Look at it…” She stuffs more cushion popcorn into her mouth and what might have been a thumbtack.
Sid points to his nose and winks at Marcus. Marcus motions for Sid to get the hell out of there. Sid throws his hands up as if to say “I get it!” He snags two beers from the fridge and makes his way back to the spare bedroom, closing the door behind his bare ass.
Welsh stares down the hall. She giggles, “Rizz is so funny!” Welsh’s eyes turn down to her.
“Are you serious?”
Adi sits up, looking at Welsh with concern, “You don’t like Rizzo? She’s such a vital part of this story, I think you need to…”
“I don’t give a shit about the rat muppet. What the hell is Sid doing here?”
Adi looks at Welsh. Welsh looks back at her. A bit of tension.
A smile creeps across Adi’s face, “Rat muppet.” She slaps Marcus playfully in the chest and lays back into him, turning her focus back on the movie.
Welsh throws his hands in the air and looks over at Goofy for support but the doll falls face down off the counter to the floor.
“The night was going so well…” he bemoans.
“Tell me about it…STUD…”
“Huh?” Welsh looks down at Adi. She looks back at him. “Did you just call me a stud?” Welsh starts to smile, feeling kinda proud.
The music picks up. The “You’re the one that I want” dance routine begins. Adi starts to move to the beat. Welsh looks down and up at the screen.
“Oh no, I couldn’t…not with Sid back there.”
“Oh-oh-OH!” Adi sings the chorus, grabbing Welsh’s hand and pulling him up, off the couch
“I know him from work, Adi. Plus…my man card…” Welsh slaps his back pocket, “gotta keep it secure.”
“The one that I want!” She takes Welsh’s arm and spins him around.
An act of pomp, Welsh spins around with grace and intensity! He finishes in the disco pose. He shimmies his hips, leans down, and grabs Goofy. He approaches Adi with Goofy in between them, dancing. Goofy’s eyes light up.
Welsh callously throws Goofy over his shoulder. We hear “Ah-hoo-hoo-huey” as he flies into oblivion. Adi and Welsh take their hands and dance to the song. A group of hairy, leather-clad bikers groove their way into the scene, dancing and gyrating. Before too long Adi shimmies away as Welsh finds himself at the center of the bikers.
Sid struts from out of the hallway double fisting beers. He dances with Adi.
We pan away from the fun scene over to the elephant hourglass. The sands of time stop for no man.
“God yes.”
Her body dances seductively. It’s shadow shifting in contrast with the flames. “Sadeness” continues to play. She leans in and then back out as the man’s head remains relaxed. His hands reach out, interlock, and ease behind his head.
“You have no idea how much I needed this.”
“Sadeness” continues to play. The man’s shadow shows his chest rising and lowering. The highs and lows are separated by fewer beats.
“Sadeness” continues to play as we get a shot of two spiders in the corner fornicating rhythmically to the beat.
“Sadeness” continues to play as the woman’s shadow rises and her hands dive down, gripping something. Her arms twisting and flexing.
“Sadeness” continues to play as we zoom in on a box of expired fortune cookies.
“Sadeness” continues to play as the woman’s hands rapidly pump.
“Sadeness” continues to play as the man lets out another groan of intense pleasure.
Pleasure. Sadeness.
“My lord!”
“Sadeness” continues to play as a Mickey Mouse doll nearby brings its white-gloved hand up, covering its eyes while letting out an ‘ah-huh!’ in his signature voice. Goofy does not cover his eyes.
sadeness.
Sadeness.
Sadeness!
SADENESS!!!!!
“Marcus!!!”
The man sits up and kicks the woman away. He turns the music off and throws his complete attention at the entryway and a shocked Adi Gold. She’s carrying a bag filled with toothpaste and a DVD.
“Adi, it’s not what it looks like…”
“Oh, REALLY?” she slams the door, opening a box of toothpaste. “Well then what is it, Marcus? Huh? WHAT IS IT?” She squirts the toothpaste at Marcus. The paste doesn’t fly as far as she thinks and lands on the couch next to him.
Welsh stares at the long string of white goo. His mind wanders, and his mouth speaks, “Certainly not that, unfortunately.”
“Ma’am, if you please,” the woman in the room finally addresses the situation. Adi grabs another box of toothpaste, “Ma’am!”
“You better make it fast, sexy woman,” Adi aims the tube of toothpaste at her like a gun, sideways as though she’s part of a street gang.
“I was giving him a foot massage!”
The woman points to Welsh. He’s fully clothed…aside from his bare feet, out in the open, on top of an ottoman. Adi’s eyes narrow…she's not sure.
“Adi! Put the paste down, please! She’s a working girl and it took her forever to get all that makeup on!”
Adi looks at the other woman in the room. A perfect tan. Long, silky black hair. And, yes, wonderfully applied makeup. She’s not quite GOLDgeous but, damn close. Adi lowers the paste.
“Miss Gold…I want you to know that I service both men…and women.”
The foot masseuse drops to her knees and goes back to massaging Welsh’s feet. Welsh looks up at Adi and raises both eyebrows before flashing a smile.
Adi watches.
“Sadeness” slowly starts to pick back up.
Adi drops the paste and bends over, removing one shoe and throwing it over her shoulder.
“Might as well do it Gold.”
She removes her other shoe and plops down on the couch.
“Sadeness” hits full tone as we see Mickey take his hand away from his eyes.
A LITTLE WHILE LATER
Adi and Welsh are both in robes. Adi’s has a gold ‘W’ on hers. Welsh with a big ass ‘A’ on his. They pay the woman her money and she leaves.
The duo fall back onto the couch and gather their breath.
Something hits Welsh, not literally. He turns, “What was that DVD you brought back?”
“Oh! I almost forgot! Today’s mission for FUN!”
Welsh leans back, staring at the ceiling, “I think my fun quota has been fulfilled.”
Adi drops to all fours and feels around the floor, “Ah! Here it is!”
She reveals a GREASE DVD.
“No. Let’s not ruin a perfect evening.”
“Hey!” Adi puts her finger over his mouth. She slowly removes it but not before rubbing the tip of his nose. “Ruin? That’s a FIVE letter word for hate. But you need to think of other FIVE letter words. One of those words: GREASE!”
Marcus counts the letters with his fingers. Adi watches confused but jumps back up and runs to the television. She opens the DVD player, blows on the disc hoping Todd The Dogg didn’t leave any chew marks on it, and plops it into the tray. She rushes back and jumps next to Marcus.
“Oh wow! This is going to be a wild ride, Marky Marcus… press play when you’re ready.”
Marcus thinks, “Maybe it’s not as bad as I remember.”
Within moments of the movie starting the actors are jumping around and singing like a bunch of people who need their ass kicked. Welsh looks on, horrified. Adi reaches into the couch cushion and finds a few loose bits of popcorn, tossing them into her mouth and leaning into Welsh, enamored with the film.
Marcus surveys the room for a gun. As he does, a door opens in the back. Welsh’s brow furrows. A large, slightly overweight figure emerges from the shadows. Poofie hair combed back. The man enters and it’s…SID BUCKLEY.
“What the…” Welsh stares up at Sid, incredulously. Sid marches right past the living room and into the kitchen.
Welsh looks down at Adi, expecting her to be equally surprised. But she finds more popcorn and eats it, smiling and laughing at the movie.
“Oh my. Young Travolta is like Top 5 studs for me. Look at his hair.”
Sid pats the top of his head, feeling his own hair as he opens up the refrigerator.
“His little butt-chin.”
Sid now turns back to Marcus and runs his fingers across his own chin, smirking.
“Not to mention his nose. Look at that nose, Marcus! Look at it…” She stuffs more cushion popcorn into her mouth and what might have been a thumbtack.
Sid points to his nose and winks at Marcus. Marcus motions for Sid to get the hell out of there. Sid throws his hands up as if to say “I get it!” He snags two beers from the fridge and makes his way back to the spare bedroom, closing the door behind his bare ass.
Welsh stares down the hall. She giggles, “Rizz is so funny!” Welsh’s eyes turn down to her.
“Are you serious?”
Adi sits up, looking at Welsh with concern, “You don’t like Rizzo? She’s such a vital part of this story, I think you need to…”
“I don’t give a shit about the rat muppet. What the hell is Sid doing here?”
Adi looks at Welsh. Welsh looks back at her. A bit of tension.
A smile creeps across Adi’s face, “Rat muppet.” She slaps Marcus playfully in the chest and lays back into him, turning her focus back on the movie.
Welsh throws his hands in the air and looks over at Goofy for support but the doll falls face down off the counter to the floor.
“The night was going so well…” he bemoans.
“Tell me about it…STUD…”
“Huh?” Welsh looks down at Adi. She looks back at him. “Did you just call me a stud?” Welsh starts to smile, feeling kinda proud.
The music picks up. The “You’re the one that I want” dance routine begins. Adi starts to move to the beat. Welsh looks down and up at the screen.
“Oh no, I couldn’t…not with Sid back there.”
“Oh-oh-OH!” Adi sings the chorus, grabbing Welsh’s hand and pulling him up, off the couch
“I know him from work, Adi. Plus…my man card…” Welsh slaps his back pocket, “gotta keep it secure.”
“The one that I want!” She takes Welsh’s arm and spins him around.
An act of pomp, Welsh spins around with grace and intensity! He finishes in the disco pose. He shimmies his hips, leans down, and grabs Goofy. He approaches Adi with Goofy in between them, dancing. Goofy’s eyes light up.
Welsh callously throws Goofy over his shoulder. We hear “Ah-hoo-hoo-huey” as he flies into oblivion. Adi and Welsh take their hands and dance to the song. A group of hairy, leather-clad bikers groove their way into the scene, dancing and gyrating. Before too long Adi shimmies away as Welsh finds himself at the center of the bikers.
Sid struts from out of the hallway double fisting beers. He dances with Adi.
We pan away from the fun scene over to the elephant hourglass. The sands of time stop for no man.