Post by sportzsportzsportz on Jun 21, 2023 20:34:08 GMT -5
Sid Buckley III’s Triad Mock Draft: 2.0
Draft day is almost upon us! With new information being learned about these prospects every day, it's time to revise the mock draft here on the eve of the big day.
Round 1
Pick 1.1 - TLS - Vhodka Black - Character concerns still exist, but it’s hard to pass on the talent. Her distrust of clowns really hurts Glum’s chances of being picked by this team.
Pick 1.2 - PIC - Catalina Cortes - Shooting up the draft boards for weeks now, I’ve got Cortes ladning here at #2 overall. A brash, confident competitor with endless ideas. Bullying concerns may make PIC think twice here, but it’s the right choice.
Pick 1.3 - MW - Thaddeus Duke - A suitor for Cortes if she’s here at this spot, but will be more than happy to link up with Duke. A source close to Welsh used the phrase “boner alert” when assessing this scenario.
Round 2
Pick 2.1 - MW - Stephen Stratford - Tough, callous, dastardly. Stratford has all the traits one needs to do whatever it takes to win. That could be a double-edged sword in this competition, but Welsh is a risk taker.
Pick 2.2 - PIC - Matt Knox - The battle-tested behemoth falls two spots in this iteration, giving PIC a potent 1-2 punch. What he lacks in taste in hairstyles, he makes up for with grit. Hopefully PIC’s haircut doesn’t prove detrimental to chemistry.
Pick 2.3 - TLS - LC Pinkston - Climbing up into the second round, still landing with TLS. It just feels right. It’s a lot of personality to manage, but the payoff could be worth it.
Round 3
Pick 3.1 - TLS - The Nickelman - Okay, I admit it. He joined mid-mock last week. This time around, he lands in round three. As violent as they come, he can turn any match into a bloodbath.
Pick 3.2 - PIC - Lachlan Kane - Another climber late in the process who is the perfect fit for PIC. After going away from his values in the first two rounds, he lands a crowd pleaser.
Pick 3.3 - MW - Alexander Raven - Falling a bit here through no fault of his own. Raven is still a high value pick for team Welsh, a real tough guy who can give anybody in the field trouble. Also makes one hell of a campaign promise!
Round 4
Pick 4.1 - MW - Penelope - Already projected to go in this spot, but a bonding moment between the two parties over music solidified it. Taste in music aside, Penelope possesses a level of confidence few others do. Sometimes, that’s the trait that matters most.
Pick 4.2 - PIC - Alice Knight - Noticeably absent in the promotion of this draft. Still, it’s hard to see some as accomplished as Knight go undrafted. PIC takes a flier on a familiar face with big upside.
Pick 4.3 - TLS - Sarah Wolf - Another prospect willing to go the extra mile to secure a win. No move is off limits. If bravery is the goal, a competitor willing to stick her fingers into the mouths of anyone and everyone has to be considered.
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Draft day is almost upon us! With new information being learned about these prospects every day, it's time to revise the mock draft here on the eve of the big day.
Round 1
Pick 1.1 - TLS - Vhodka Black - Character concerns still exist, but it’s hard to pass on the talent. Her distrust of clowns really hurts Glum’s chances of being picked by this team.
Pick 1.2 - PIC - Catalina Cortes - Shooting up the draft boards for weeks now, I’ve got Cortes ladning here at #2 overall. A brash, confident competitor with endless ideas. Bullying concerns may make PIC think twice here, but it’s the right choice.
Pick 1.3 - MW - Thaddeus Duke - A suitor for Cortes if she’s here at this spot, but will be more than happy to link up with Duke. A source close to Welsh used the phrase “boner alert” when assessing this scenario.
Round 2
Pick 2.1 - MW - Stephen Stratford - Tough, callous, dastardly. Stratford has all the traits one needs to do whatever it takes to win. That could be a double-edged sword in this competition, but Welsh is a risk taker.
Pick 2.2 - PIC - Matt Knox - The battle-tested behemoth falls two spots in this iteration, giving PIC a potent 1-2 punch. What he lacks in taste in hairstyles, he makes up for with grit. Hopefully PIC’s haircut doesn’t prove detrimental to chemistry.
Pick 2.3 - TLS - LC Pinkston - Climbing up into the second round, still landing with TLS. It just feels right. It’s a lot of personality to manage, but the payoff could be worth it.
Round 3
Pick 3.1 - TLS - The Nickelman - Okay, I admit it. He joined mid-mock last week. This time around, he lands in round three. As violent as they come, he can turn any match into a bloodbath.
Pick 3.2 - PIC - Lachlan Kane - Another climber late in the process who is the perfect fit for PIC. After going away from his values in the first two rounds, he lands a crowd pleaser.
Pick 3.3 - MW - Alexander Raven - Falling a bit here through no fault of his own. Raven is still a high value pick for team Welsh, a real tough guy who can give anybody in the field trouble. Also makes one hell of a campaign promise!
Round 4
Pick 4.1 - MW - Penelope - Already projected to go in this spot, but a bonding moment between the two parties over music solidified it. Taste in music aside, Penelope possesses a level of confidence few others do. Sometimes, that’s the trait that matters most.
Pick 4.2 - PIC - Alice Knight - Noticeably absent in the promotion of this draft. Still, it’s hard to see some as accomplished as Knight go undrafted. PIC takes a flier on a familiar face with big upside.
Pick 4.3 - TLS - Sarah Wolf - Another prospect willing to go the extra mile to secure a win. No move is off limits. If bravery is the goal, a competitor willing to stick her fingers into the mouths of anyone and everyone has to be considered.
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