Leo's Draft Recap

Alright I'm down here in Key West doing my thing. And if you don't know what that is then you're probably wearing a nickelback thong right now.

NEWAYZ

The draft was all kinds of amazing. And I'm here to recap it.

I'm also posting on Mr. Welsh's account. Don't rat me out.

I also don't have all day so I'm gonna be quick about this.

Round 1
Stratford - maybe the greatest first round pick of all time
Vhodka - lame
Cortes - whom?(grade updated 6/24 14:37 CST)

Round 2
Knox - old
LCP - LOL
Thad - the greatest wrestler who ever lived and probably the greatest second round pick ever

Round 3
Wolf - I was diagnosed with the rarest disease ever prior to this pick and this pick 100% healed me. This pick is fucking incredible.
Helena - wut
Penelope - gross

Round 4
Kane - loser
MERICA - not bad
Al Raven - If there was ever a pick that could cure world hunger and bring about world peace this would be it and I think it just did.

Overall grades
Team Welsh - A+++++++++++++
Team TLS - F-
Team PIC - Z

Those are the official draft grades. Congrats to Team Welsh on winning the Trials.